Band : Jaldaboath
Album title : Rise of the Heraldic Beasts
Label : Napalm Records
Distributor : Hard Life Promotions
Release date : 24/09/2010
Release : CD

Combining Monty Python with metal? Is that physically even possible? I wouldn’t think so, but Jaldaboath, warriors of a self-invented genre entitled ‘British Heraldic Templar Metal’, surely give it a try. However, I think it’s the worst experiment I have ever heard in my entire life. Believe me, I have heard shitty music before, but with Rise of the Heraldic Beasts, the fellows of Jaldaboath surely know how to deal with it. You just have to appreciate it before you start enjoying this kind of music, which will most definitely be a hard job for the average fan of folk metal. Truly, this is all I can say of this album. Let’s hope we will be spared of this kind of blasphemy. A horrible joke, that’s what I think of it.

49/100

Tim Tronckoe.