Destructive Explosion Of Anal Garland

Album Title: 
Tour De Anal
Release Date: 
Monday, June 2, 2014
Review Type: 

Czech combo Destructive Explosion Of Anal Garland does kindly rape our eardrums the most un-softly way for quite some time now. Albums with divine titles like Cutterclit and Sealing Off The Vagina By Sewer Lid are straight to the point, avoiding confusion or surprise. Indeed, gore stuff it has always been. And it didn’t change with this album either.

This band with e.g. Buraak in its ranks (Buraak is involved with the likes of Brutally Deceased, Eardelete or Jig-Ai; the review on the latter’s fabulous newest epos, Rising Sun Carnage, which was released via Bizarre Leprous Productions as well, was updated on November 11th 2014; check it out), have now released their most convincing album to date, with the sweet, imaginative title Tour De Anal. The twenty tracks clock less than half an hour and still breath the essence of the Old School, uncompromising, merciless. It’s grooving, it’s filthy, it’s perverted and sick, but it does define the roots of Sonic Gore. Just for fun some titles: CircuMCision Schnitzels, Miss Petra’s Farts (indeed a smelly piece), Cock-Kain, Rectal Gates Security or Number One Screw Bitch… So, what would the lyrics we like?...

Imagine a mixture of old Six Feet Under, Regurgitate, Phobia, Gronibard and Cock And Ball Torture, and you’ll have an idea of this band’s Brutal Death / Goregrind approach. Expect no originality for Destructive Explosion Of Anal Garland aren’t wandering the world for being innovative or renewing; but fans of the ‘pure’ essence will be pleased once again.

Finally this. Tour De Anal ends with the Entombed-cover Wolverine Blues, though being sadistically raped by Destructive Explosion Of Anal Garland; what else did you expect anyway…